You turn Victor VelociвЂ™s dino-rodents or whatever back into regular rodents via a two-step process: 1) shooting them with a sprayer that causes the вЂњdino DNAвЂќ to be sweated out of their skin,В and 2) thenвЂ“ I am not jokingвЂ“ sucking the dino DNA up with a vacuum cleaner.The two of them should literally rule the planet by now. HeвЂ™s insanely incompetent for a 75 million year old immortal dino-person. Victor VelociвЂ™s evil plan is to occasionally turn rodents and fish into dinosaurs, but only a couple at a time.

He calls himselfвЂ¦ wait for itвЂ¦ Victor Veloci.

The other velociraptor is also still around, and is therefore also 75 million years old.

Like I said, eventually that line gets crossed. Shut up, Science Luther! ItвЂ™s a kidвЂ™s show! Okay.

This means that she was already somehow ten million years old before that explosion, and therefore the oldest living thing on Earth, exceeded possibly only by the other immortal velociraptor, and is thereforeвЂ¦Д«ut thatвЂ™s Science Luther talking.

Velociraptors died out ten million yearsВ before the Chicxulub impact.

Cassowaries are considerably scarier-looking. If you saw one today, youвЂ™d think вЂњOoh, what a weird-looking bird!вЂќ.

Velociraptors were the size of turkeys and had feathers.

You literally see the two velociraptors diving into a cave during the meteor strike. She is, in fact, a velociraptor! A velociraptor whoВ somehow avoided dying in the Chicxulub impact and вЂњevolvedвЂќ to be able to turn into a human being.

The lady tells them that she is, herself, a dinosaur.

They meet this old lady, whose name I can never remember, and she tells them they can turn into dinosaurs.So far, IвЂ™m OK! This is basically DaredevilвЂ™s origin, right? Spider-Man got bitten by a radioactive spider. They discover it has given them the ability to turn into dinosaurs. A bunch of kids (high school students, old enough to drive motorcycles) go to the beach and get covered in ooze.So let me just lay this show out for you, and you tell me exactly when it gets to be too much. My disbelief is suspended from the firmament itself most of the time, but this show still breaks the hell out of it. There are expensive superhero statues in the room with me and action figures on my desk. I understand that complaining about suspension of disbelief and scientific inaccuracy in a kidsвЂ™ show is a mugвЂ™s game. You didnвЂ™t click that, so here are the lyrics:

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